Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks
out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was
driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine,
pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol
stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all
all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full
boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My
friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just
our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes
it takes. Here's your sign."
learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of
a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it
out no matter how I tried.
I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.
He went through his basic questioning.
No problem. I
thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...
until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't
help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig,
then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge
I'm in high school, and i was walking to my 6th period class
the other day. When i get there (being the first one there) i pull on the door to find it locked. THe drapes are closed, so
i can't see if anyone is inside, so just to be sure, i start pounding on the door. At that moment the principle walks by the
classroom with keys and says "are you locked out?" I said "nope,the door made fun of my mom, i was just giving him a beating
for it. Here's your sign."