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Cute Quotes

These are some of my favorite quotes I found or made up.

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

"Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life."

"You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you"

" Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but kiss me baby I'm vaccinated"

"Once I dropped a tear in the ocean the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you"

"A peach is a peach and a plum is a plum but a kiss ant a kiss with out some tongue so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise"

"I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night "

"Draft beer, not people"


A horse is an angel without wings

A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care.
    - Pat Parelli

A horse is like a best friend. They`re always there to nuzzle you and make your life a better place.

A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.

Been There... Jumped That!

There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense of humour and the other is patience.
    - John Lyons

Jumping: It's just doing flat-work in the air.

Jumping is just dressage with speed bumps!

The Sugeon General said nothing about SMOKING THE COMPETITION!!

Got my horse, got my dog, don't need no stinkin cowboy!

Chocolate, coffee, cowboys...somethings are just better rich.

You can have my boyfriend, But stay away from my horse.

Why go over this jump when there is a perfectly good path around it?

Cowgirls Unlimited: Ride it like you stole it.

Forget the bull...RIDE THE COWBOY!

Save a horse... Ride a cowboy.

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Cowgirl Up!


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